Laughter

I've always been told that you shouldn't go grocery shopping on an empty stomach, but I had never been told not to go grocery shopping with your husband...  We were walking around Kroger buying our groceries for the next two weeks and stuff for dinner tonight since my parents are coming over, I needed to get some leave-in treatment for my hair so I tugged Manny's shirt to get his attention. This older man gave me a strange look, but hey, he was following his wife around like a puppy dog so maybe that was a face of "help me!" So I get Manny on the shampoo aisle... While I'm looking for leave-in, he's off farther down the aisle. All of a sudden I hear him yell "Hey! Do you need more underwear?!?" I turn to see an old man giving us a weird look because Manmy was holding this up...

OLD PEOPLE UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!! I guess that's payback for all the times I did the same thing to my mom at Walmart. Hahahahaa!! This isn't the only reason not to take your husband grocery shopping though... We ended up with candy, cookies, and ice cream. I know he works hard for his money, so he's allowed to splurge...Sometimes. I'm definitely a penny pincher, so allowing him to splurge is hard for me. Eeeekkk!!! 

So there you have it, don't take your husband grocery shopping. For me, I don't have a choice. I do not push shopping carts! Gross. I refuse to even touch one when it's been wiped with a disinfectant wipe. I don't do shopping cart germs, so Manny pushes the cart. I had a dream last night that I had to push a shopping cart. Manny's response was "That must've been a nightmare!" It was. I will load my arms up and take multiple trips before I'd push the cart. 

On a dream side note, I had a dream that my sister had her baby. It was a beautiful baby girl. My oldest sister got to see the baby first, so I asked her what the baby's name was. I thought she was going to say Emma because my sister always liked that name but nope!  They had named the baby Manone (muh-no-knee). Not sure the origin of that name, but we were all excited! The baby had long black hair, brown eyes, and olive skin. So cute! But probably switched at birth... My sister and brother-in-law have blue eyes, light skin, and brown hair.

I have been having some crazy dreams. Not sure what's been going on in my head. Alright well time to wake up my husband so we can fire up the grill! Yay! I love summer :-)

Trust

While Manny and I were dating, he ventured out and allowed me to cut his hair. I did fine the very first time because he just wanted the top cut. Psh, I can do that! The second time he asked me to do a medium fade. I watched a few youtube videos and thought "I can do that! Easy" He kept talking about how you had to cut it so you don't create a line. Well what did I do? I made a line... I cried I felt so bad about ruining his hair. He went to the barber shop to have it fixed.

Try number three wasn't any better. He called himself  "Patches McGee." I cried over that haircut too because he kept saying he had me cut his hair so I could practice. We then went to Sports Clips to get his hair cut. The lady took one look at his head and asked "What happened?" In the car we has been joking that we would say he tried to cut his hair with a weed wacker. Haha! But i busted out with the truth. She had to do a high fade to fix what I messed up.

Ok so now try number four! Isn't it supposed to be third times a charm?!? I had watched the lady at Sports Clips so I did exactly what she did. I didn't think I had done that well but Manny said "I'll put it this way... I don't feel like I need to go get it fixed." I said "Yeah because the only way to fix it, is to shave your head." Haha but Yay! We had planned all along to go to the barbers after I did my practice trim . Haha! He said now I just need to learn how to do a medium fade.

I took these with my tablet!!! Manny said "Are you really taking pictures with your tablet?!" I said "Yes and I am going to be one of those people who videotapes with it too like those people with their iPads." No offense if you're one of those people...

Next time: Medium fade.